Complaint #028: Buses

Let me be honest with you for a little bit: I started this blog and consequently, the "Your Complaints" page, with the full intention of taking your complaints as inspirations for posts of mine. However, I haven't really gotten a suggestion about which I felt inspired enough to write an entire post (although I have touched on some of them). But Refining by Fire Hall of Fame reader and commenter Chelsea Gillus deserves to have at least one of her topics written about on here. So I'm going to write about one of her suggestions and it'll snowball into this full topic on buses.

Chelsea, at one point, said I should write about the other people on public buses. Now as a bus rider, by definition, I am one of those other people of the public bus, but I'd like to think I follow bus etiquette quite well. I imagine she (along with myself) is not fond of people who don't heed the following rules:

1. If anyone (besides the person that you are talking to) can hear you, be quieter
2. If anyone (besides yourself) can hear your iPod, make it quieter
3. Have your bus fare ready prior to boarding the bus
4. Bags/Purses/etc. are free to have a seat until critical mass is hit. Critical mass is defined as the point at which each person has a free seat next to them.
5. Be at the bus stop prior to the scheduled bus arrival time
6. Don't wave down the bus at a place that isn't a bus stop
7. If you requested to get off the bus and if possible, make attempts at being at the door prior to the bus stopping

Now I'll be even more honest with you guys and tell you that I feel insecure about how people perceive my transportation situation (the fact that I don't drive) and even though I shouldn't care what mere humans think of me (the only judgment I need be concerned with is that from above), I feel the need to prove that I am self-sufficient even without a driver's license (never mind the fact that ten months ago I moved a thousand miles away from any place I'd ever lived before which required the use of my parents' ability to drive). Because of this, I am reticent to complaint about buses at all, but I also feel the need to be honest, open, and realistic to everyone (in an overall and general sense, not just in the blogosphere), so here goes:

There is an inherent unfairness to the fact that if a person is late (or even sometimes on time) to a bus stop, he/she must wait for the next bus, but buses are free to be as late as they want. Or, in the rare case, they are early and screw over people who were just on time.

One thing I miss about the Pittsburgh bus system is that you could essentially get a bus from anywhere to anywhere whereas out here in Madison you often need to transfer once or twice to get where you need to go. Example: From the point I moved until this past Friday (I'll talk more about that later) I was taking three buses each way to and from work. One bus to the transfer point near my apartment, another to the transfer point across town (because the bus to work only took off from there), and then the last bus to work (and the reverse on the way home).

This stacked up to a whopping 75 minute trip each way which I will admit, is a bit ridiculous. Now, I feel the need to justify this "wasted time", so I will say that it was a great time to do some reading. Reading is one of those things I love to do, but only when it doesn't take away from my normal life activities. If I have the opportunity to watch a movie or waste time complaining on the internet to the fifteen people who will read it, those are the things I'm going to do rather than read. However, over the past ten months I've read probably more than my entire life up until that point (31 books since I moved, according to my count) which I think is great.

Fast forward to tomorrow: Madison Metro and my great employer, Epic, have heard the cries of their people (mainly Epic has heard the cries of losers like me that the bus is overcrowded, although I don't think I ever explicitly said anything) and have started a new bus route. It just so happens to go right near my apartment complex and looks like it'll save me about an hour a day in the morning, so I'm curious to see how well I spend the time I've "saved".